Last updated Thursday, November 15, 2007.

The Homestar Runner Text Listing

Welcome

Welcome aboard the U.S.S Homestar Runner Text Listing (HSRTL), a complete list of all Homestar Runner animations that is updated every time a new animation is added.

Animations are in reverse chronological order.
Games are ordered alphabetically.
An animation is new for one week.
An animation remains one of the “Newest additions” for one month.
No link—whether off-site or navigation—opens in a new window.
For transcripts, easter eggs, and other information on HSR animations, visit the Homestar Runner Wiki.
For HSRTL news, visit The Homestar Runner Text Listing – the Blog.

Newest addition(s):

Rap Song (11/12/2007)
Fan Costumes ’07 (11/5/2007)
Jibblies 2 (10/29/2007)
Jibblies 2 Teaser (10/25/2007)
Marshie vs. Little Girl (10/22/2007)

Navigatin’

1. Toons
     1.1 Menu Toons
          1.1.1. Big Toons
          1.1.2. Shorts
          1.1.3. Holiday Toons
          1.1.4. Puppet Stuff
          1.1.5. Powered by The Cheat
          1.1.6. Other Toons
     1.2 Strong Bad Emails
          1.2.1. Lappy 486
          1.2.2. Compy 386
          1.2.3. Tandy 400
     1.3 Teen Girl Squad
     1.4 Marzipan’s Answering Machine
     1.5 Character Videos
2. Games
     2.1 New Games
     2.2 Old Games
     2.3 Videlectrix Games
     2.4 Other Games

Menu Toons

Big Toons

DNA Evidence
5:35. Strong Sad solves the mystery of the DNA evidence. 5/15/2007.
Date Nite
4:17. Homestar and Strong Bad try to sabotage Marzipan’s date with The Cheat. 4/24/2007.
Strongest Man in the World
4:25. The original book comes to life. 8/21/6006.
Welcome Back
4:37. What the gang did for summer. 6/3/2006.
A Folky Tale
4:10. Strong Sad tries to get out of gym class. 8/22/2005.
Cool Things
4:00. Homestar writes on the wall. 8/15/2005.
Bug in Mouth Disease
5:10. Homestar swallows a bug. 5/9/2005.
Shopping for Danger
4:56. Blue Laser goes shopping. 9/28/2004.
Strong Bad Is in Jail Cartoon
6:00. Strong Bad gets pinched. 3/22/2004.
Parsnips A-Plenty
2:38. The first Homestar talkie. 10/21/2002.
Where’s The Cheat?
6:18. Strong Bad can’t find The Cheat. 2/25/2002.
The Luau
5:36. Marzipan’s and Strong Bad’s parties face off. 2001.
A Jorb Well Done
4:00. Coach Z’s accent gets out of hand. 3/2/2001.
The Reddest Radish
2:23. More like the biggest raddish. 2000.
In Search of the Yello Dello
3:32. Homestar seeks out a hot bird. 2000.
The King of Town
1:26. The King of Town loses sleep over sheep. 2000.

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Shorts

Limozeen vs. Sloshy
6:10. Split seven-inch action! Limozeen and Sloshy go head-to-head in the ultimate showdown of ultimate music! (Maybe.) 9/17/2007.
Ever and More!
2:50. The Broternal Order comes to order. 6/26/2007.
One Two, One Two
1:31. The rhythm fit to getcha. 5/28/2007.
Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
3:24. What is and what should never be. 4/30/2007.
An Important Rap Song
2:01. Crack Stuntman delivers an important message. 3/26/2007.
Drive-Thru
2:19. Strong Bad has trouble placing an order. 3/19/2007.
KOT’s VOQPCS!
2:54. The King of Town gets his own cartoon. 2/26/2007.
No Hands on Deck!
3:07. Homestar builds a deck. Bubs helps him celebrate. 8/14/2006.
Summer Short Shorts
2:52. Five toons for the price of one! 7/25/2006.
Sbemail 150?!?
1:46. Strong Bad’s getting cold feet. Strong Sad lends a hand. 3/27/2006.
500 The Cheats
0:32. Watch him shimmie and shake! 2/13/2006.
Strong Bad Is a Bad Guy
1:44. Talkin’ about tattoos. 10/17/2005.
Sick Day
1:43. There’s somethin’ goin’ round. And it’s not teen spirit. 10/3/2005.
Commandos in the Classroom
4:15. Edutainment at its finest! 9/13/2005.
TrogdorCon ’97
4:00. Strong Bad and The Cheat get a booth at a convention. 9/5/2005.
The Li’l Brudder Show
2:00. King of the dregs, minus three legs! 4/18/2005.
Peasant’s Quest Movie Trailer
3:00. Real-life adventure! 2/6/2005.
Peasant’s Quest Preview
1:10. Coming soon from Videlectrix! 7/19/2004.
Experimental Film
3:00. Strong Sad and The Cheat direct a video. 7/13/2004.
Senor Mortgage
1:22. I guess Senor Cardgage is real. 6/29/2004.
Cheat Commandos...O’s
2:13. Ridiculous breakfast. Ridiculous product placement. 5/31/2004.
The Cheatar
0:54. The Cheat opens up a can of peas. 5/24/2004.
Cheat Commandos
1:03. Buy all their playsets and toys! 5/10/2004.
Mr. Shmallow
1:03. He’s no apothecary. 8/4/2003.
Ballad of The Sneak
2:05. The number-one summer jam from 1936. 6/23/2003.
Lookin’ at a Thing in a Bag
3:50. Four drinks for four cool guys. 4/8/2003.
Arcade Game
1:44. Strong Bad gets a Trogdor arcade game. 3/17/2003.
20X6 vs. 1936
1:55. Stinkoman meets Old Timey Homestar. 3/17/2003.
The System Is Down
1:06. Strong Bad broke the Internet. 1/22/2003.
Meet Marshie
0:56. America’s favorite marshmallow. 8/26/2002.
The Interview
2:47. Strong Bad interviews Homestar. 2002.
Fluffy Puff Commercial
2:24. Homestar screws up his lines. 2001.
Theme Song Video
1:00. Homestar, run. Go! 2000.
Kick the Can
0:22 ea. Early silent Homestar cartoons. 2000.
Strong Bad Sings
1:42. K-Tel Records presents Strong Bad Sings! 2000.

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Holiday Toons

Fan Costumes ’07
4:08. Strong Bad rags on his loyal fans. Round 4. 11/5/2007.
Jibblies 2
6:44. The painting that gives Strong Bad the jibblies wreaks havoc on the Homestar universe. 10/29/2007.
Decemberween Short Shorts
6:05. Five Decemberween toons for the price of one! 12/18/2006.
Let Us Give TANKS!
5:00. Blue Laser invites the Cheat Commandos over for Thanksgiving dinner. Gunhaver’s an idiot. 11/21/2006.
Fan Costumes ’06
4:06. Strong Bad rags on his loyal fans. For the third time. 11/6/2006.
Happy Hallow-day
5:14. It’s Halloween Night, but the nighttime is nowhere to be found. 10/30/2006.
Happy Trogday
1:49. A Trogdor fanstuff montage. Stinkoman is not happy. 1/13/2006.
Fall Float Parade
3:28. Coach Z and Marzipan host a parade! 11/21/2005.
More Fan Costumes
3:05. Strong Bad rags on his loyal fans. Again. 11/7/2005.
Halloween Potion-ma-jig
6:00. Homestar colors all over Marzipan’s potion recipe. You must help him fix it. 11/01/2005.
Happy Fireworks
1:30. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat launch fireworks. 7/4/2005.
Senorial Day
2:50. Senor Cardgage and Bubs face off! 5/30/2005.
HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!
0:00. The website finally comes to its senses. 4/1/2005.
Homestar Presents: Presents
4:20. Homestar forgets to go Decemberween shopping. 12/20/2004.
Snowglobe
1:00. Happy Decemberween from Videlectrix. 12/16/2004.
Halloween Fairstival
6:05. The Cheat can’t ditch the hiccups. 10/29/2004.
That a Ghost
4:00. Homestar looks for a ghost. 10/18/2004.
Decemberween in July
0:00. Several stocking stuffers. 7/12/2004.
Under Construction
1:47. Stinkoman saves April Fool. 4/1/2004.
3 Times Halloween Funjob
6:00. Marzipan contacts the dead. 10/29/2003.
Fan Costume Commentary
2:28. Strong Bad rags on his loyal fans. 2003.
Malloween Commercial
1:40. Marshie goes off the deep end. 10/20/2003.
Super Bowl Dealie
0:39. Football makes a good excuse. 1/29/2003.
A Decemberween Pageant
4:23. The gang puts on a weird play. 12/23/2002.
Pumpkin Carve-nival
5:32. Everyone carves pumpkins. 10/29/2002.
The Best Decemberween Ever
4:43. Homestar gives a gift. 12/21/2001.
Some Stupid Turkey
0:39. Strong Bad gives thanks. 11/27/2001.
The House That Gave Sucky Treats
4:00. The gang comes to your house for treats. 10/27/2001.
A Mother’s Day Message
1:29. Strong Bad loses a bet. Your mother wins. 5/11/2001.
A Holiday Greeting
1:38. Strong Bad offends everyone. 2000.
Homestarloween Party
5:04. Homestar throws a costume party. 2000.

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Puppet Stuff

Marshie vs. Little Girl
2:22. Marshie suckers some girl into advertising marshmallows. 10/22/2007.
Homestar vs. Other Little Girl
1:25. Homestar needs classes. 11/28/2005.
Biz Cas Fri 3
2:10. Remember to back up your files. 8/5/2005.
Puppet Jam: Mission Control
1:06. Homestar Runner vs. They Might Be Giants. 7/8/2005.
Biz Cas Fri 2
2:00. Strong Bad covers for Homestar. This one goes out to all my shareholders. 7/1/2005.
Biz Cas Fri
1:50. Revenge of the Office Dullard. 6/24/2005.
Strong Bad vs. Little Girl
1:15. Strong Bad faces off against the little girl. 3/14/2005.
Homestar vs. Little Girl 2
1:15. Little girl be’s cute. 10/25/2004.
Labor Dabor
1:25. The Homestarmy regulates. 9/6/2004.
Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities
1:10. Homestar Runner vs. They Might Be Giants. 6/7/2004.
Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams
1:11. Homestar Runner vs. They Might Be Giants. 5/31/2004.
Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes
1:14. Homestar Runner vs. They Might Be Giants. 5/24/2004.
Puppet Time
1:11. Homestar “borrows” stuff from Strong Bad. 3/8/2004.
Everybody Knows It
0:59. Puppet Homestar sings. 9/29/2003.

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Powered by The Cheat

NEW! Rap Song
2:40. The Cheat’s latest music video, starring Coach Z and accidentally featuring Peacey P. 11/12/2007.
New Boots
2:46. The Cheat gets some new boots. 4/7/2004.
Crazy Cartoon
1:12. Maybe The Cheat deserves a trophy. 5/5/2003.
Everybody to the Limit
1:56. The number-one summer jam. 7/1/2002.
The Cheat Theme Song
1:56. The Cheat directs his own video. 2/25/2002.

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Other Toons

Jibblies 2 Teaser
0:43. The trailer for the 2007 Halloween toon, “Jibblies 2.” 10/25/2007.
Eggs
0:35. Homestar, Pom Pom, Marzipan, and Strong Bad. As eggs. 4/9/2007.
Lappynapped!
2:02. People respond to Strong Bad’s flier for his missing Lappy 486 and a kick-awesome guitarist. 9/25/2006.
Broken Compy Menu
1:15. Homestar whines about prices. Bubs tries to sell off the Compy 386. 11/22/2004.
Not the 100th Email!!!
0:30. Strong Bad lectures on snooping. Homestar doesn’t have pants. 3/16/2004.
King of Town Email
0:27. The King of Town ~~checks~~ tries to check his email. 4/1/2003.
Where the Crap Are We?
0:39. Homestar and Strong Bad find themselves in a blue space. c.2003.
First Time Here?
1:52. Homestar welcomes visitors to a site whose name has slipped his mind. 3/28/2002.
A Jumping Jack Contest
5:17. Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and Bubs enter a jumping jack contest. 1999.
Marshmallow’s Last Stand
5:00. Strong Bad and Strong Mad steal the star from Homestar’s shirt in order to force Homestar and Pom Pom to participate in a wrestling match. 1999.
Super NES
1:26. The first Homestar Runner toon ever. 1998.

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Strong Bad Emails

Lappy 486

182. Business Trip
3:41. Strong Bad and Homestar go on a business trip. 10/15/2007.
181. Web Comics
3:34. Strong Bad talks about how to make a webcomic. The premise and all the promise of “Website,” “Comic,” and “English Paper” with only a fraction of the staying value! 10/8/2007.
180. Slumber Party
4:11. Strong Bad talks gives advice on slumber parties. 10/1/2007.
179. Pizza Joint
4:09. Strong Bad opens a pizza joint to attract the ladies. 9/24/2007.
178. Bike Thief
3:55. Strong Bad discusses several methods of bike thievery. 9/10/2007.
177. Original
3:30. Strong Bad relates the story of how Bubs came to be the man he is today. 9/3/2007.
176. Hygiene
4:06. Strong Bad makes an embarrassing educational film on hygiene. 8/27/2007.
175. Concert
4:26. Strong Bad reveals how Sloshy became one of his favorite bands. 8/20/2007.
174. Mini-Golf
4:27. Strong Bad and The Cheat visit the Sweet Puttin’ Cakes mini-golf course and nearly lose their sanity in the process. 8/13/2007.
173. The Paper
3:08. The Paper dies in the crappiest character send-off ever. 6/11/2007.
172. More Armies
3:40. Strong Bad gives a tour of the Vaguely Military Career Fair. 5/21/2007.
171. Underlings
3:11. Strong Bad explains how to tell people about their embarrassing social mistakes. Coach Z creeps out everyone. 5/7/2007.
170. Rough Copy
3:33. Lawsuits, ripoffs, and revenge. 4/16/2007.
169. From Work
3:34. Strong Bad answers an email at work. 4/9/2007.
168. Your Funeral
3:56. Strong Bad plans his funeral. 3/12/2007.
167. The Movies
3:51. Strong Bad’s annoyance with people in the theater leads to a Very Bazooka™ conclusion. 2/20/2007.
166. Unnatural
4:10. Bubs grows to 100 feet tall. 2/5/2007.
165. Strong Badathlon
3:39. The people of Free Country, USA compete in the Strong Badathlon. 1/29/2007.
164. Looking Old
4:18. Strong Bad is in need of a makeover. He doesn’t get a very good one. 1/22/2007.
163. What I Want
3:29. Strong Bad tells what he does and doesn’nt want for Christmas. 12/11/2006.
162. The Chair
3:58. Strong Bad gets a new chair. 12/4/2006.
161. 4 Branches
4:55. The four branches of Stupid Things Homestar’s Done. 11/13/2006.
160. Coloring
3:56. Crayons and cults. 10/23/2006.
159. Retirement
6:53. The Tandy 400 and Compy 386 come out of retirement only to retire once more. 10/2,3,9/2006.
158. Cliffhangers
3:22. Strong Bad resolves three cliffhangers. Sweet Lady Irony throws a wrench in the works, and now the plumbing’s out of whack. 9/18/2006.
157. Trading Cards
3:26. Strong Bad exhibits character trading cards. 9/11/2006.
156. Road Trip
4:18. Strong Bad and The Cheat go ~~on a road trip~~ in a car. 9/4/2006.
155. Theme Song
3:56. Strong Bad comes up with a Strong Bad Email theme song. 8/7/2006.
154. Keep Cool
3:33. Strong Bad explains how the gang keeps cool in the summer. 7/31/2006.
153. Redesign
3:46. Strong Bad redoes the No Loafing sign. 7/10/2006.
152. ISP
3:23. Strong Bad complains about his Internet service provider. 5/16/2006.
151. Senior Prom
4:16. Strong Bad crashes a senior prom, which in turn crashes on him. 5/3/2006.
150. Alternate Universe
5:52. Strong Bad and The Cheat travel to all the alternate universes Strong Bad has created. Homestar makes smoothies. 4/4/2006.
149. Candy Product
3:01. Strong Bad creates his own candy bar: SBLOUNSKCHED! 3/21/2006.
148. Disconnected
3:11. Strong Bad considers the possibilities of having his head and body separated. 3/13/2006.
147. Lady Fan
3:30. Strong Bad tries to impress an emailer’s new lady fan. 3/6/2006.
146. Pop-Up
3:12. Strong Bad reveals his very own pop-up book. 2/20/2006.
145. Myths & Legends
2:55. Is the Bear Holding a Shark real? Strong Bad recounts the legend of this legendary myth. 2/13/2006.
144. Narrator
3:01. Strong Bad tries out his narratin’ skills. 2/6/2006.
143. Technology
3:47. Strong Bad logically explains technology. 1/30/2006.
142. Secret Identity
3:44. Strong Bad whips up some secret identities for himself in order to impress. 1/25/2006.
141. Death Metal
3:48. Strong Bad explains how to make a death-metal song. 1/16/2006.
140. Highschool
3:02. Strong Bad reminisces about his high school days. 1/8/2006.
139. Portrait
3:37. Strong Bad attempts a self-portrait. 12/4/2005.
138. Space Program
3:44. Strong Bad shows us Strong Badia’s space program: the Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil (SBASAF). 11/14/2005.
137. Bedtime Story
3:43. Strong Bad shows us how he helps The Cheat go to sleep. 10/24/2005.
136. Geddup Noise
3:38. Strong Bad gives us the skinny on the geddup noise. 9/26/2005.
135. Lady...ing
4:25. Strong Bad gives advice on “ladying” by going back five or six years to revisit his “first email ever.” 8/8/2005.
134. Record Book
3:49. Strong Bad gathers records for Count Longardeaux’s Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records. 7/25/2005.
133. Bottom 10
4:57. Strong Bad gives us his bottom ten. 7/11/2005.
132. Modeling
3:09. Strong Bad becomes a model. 6/27/2005.
131. Boring (Really)
4:44. Strong Bad shows just how dull it can get in Free Country USA. 6/6/2005.
130. Do Over
4:23. Strong Bad is given the opportunity to redo old emails. And Homestar has taken the place of The Cheat. 5/16/2005.
129. Garage Sale
3:28. Strong Bad gives his thoughts on garage sales and garage-sale patrons. 5/2/2005.
128. Rampage
3:41. Strong Bad shows the rampages he’s been on. 4/11/2005.
127. Long Pants
3:04. Strong Bad shortens a long email. Homestar shows up in creepy pants. 3/28/2005.
126. Best Thing
4:02. Strong Bad shows us the best thing he’s ever seen. 3/8/2005.
125. Rock Opera
3:21. Strong Bad debuts his rock opera, SBEMAIL! 2/22/2005.
124. Secret Recipes
4:04. Strong Bad divulges some secret family recipes. 2/14/2005.
123. Origins
3:19. Strong Bad discusses the hangingoutitude of The Stick. 1/31/2005.
122. Dreamail
3:55. Strong Bad describes the perfect email. 1/10/2005.
121. Part-Time Job
3:29. Strong Bad shows us his what part-time job is. 1/3/2005.
120. Radio
4:01. Strong Bad gives some advice on how to be a radio host. 12/13/2004.
119. Animal
4:01. Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he were a made-up animal. 11/29/2004.

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Compy 386

118. Virus
4:05. The Compy 386 gets 423,827 viruses and screws up the Homestar Runner universe in the process. 11/15/2004.
117. Montage
3:16. Strong Bad makes a montage comprised of montages about a wagon full of pancakes. 11/8/2004.
116. Extra Plug
3:23. Strong Bad comes up with a use for the extra plug: powering his ’Lectric Boots. 10/11/2004.
115. Time Capsule
3:21. Strong Bad tells us what he’d put in a time capsule. 10/4/2004.
114. The Facts
2:53. Strong Bad explains why Strong Mad cannot have his own cartoon. 9/20/2004.
113. Pizzaz
3:18. Strong Bad is asked what the secret to his pizazz. To find out, he interviews himself. 9/13/2004.
112. Old Comics
2:32. Strong Bad explains why the King of Town has a Poopsmith and digs up The Castlefunnies in the process. 8/30/2004.
111. Other Days
3:10. Strong Bad describes what he does during the other days of the week. 8/16/2004.
110. For Kids
3:21. Strong Bad imagines what his own kids’ show would be like. 8/9/2004.
109. Crying
3:25. Strong Bad describes how he can make Homestar cry. 7/26/2004.
108. Pom Pom
2:25. Strong Bad sets out to find out what would happen if you poked Pom Pom with a pin. 7/19/2004.
107. Cheatday
2:32. Strong Bad describes what he does to celebrate The Cheat’s birthday. 7/5/2004.
106. Dangeresque 3
4:52. Strong Bad still hasn’t made Dangeresque III. As a cop-out, he shows the extended cut of Dangeresque I. 6/21/2004.
105. Replacement
3:16. Strong Bad searches for a replacement for when he retires. 6/8/2004.
104. Theme Park
4:15. Strong Bad reveals his plans for a new Strong Badian theme park: Strong Bad’s Mount Ridesplace USA. 5/25/2004.
103. Haircut
2:57. Strong Bad gives a Deutschlander advice on cool hairsty—excuse me, eyebrow styles. 5/3/2004.
102. Lunch Special
2:51. Strong Bad is offered a hot girl in exchange for getting Bubs to give Kevin Grumbles a lunch special at the concession stand. 4/26/2004.
101. Car
2:52. Strong Bad is asked to describe his nonexistent car. Homestar shows off his tricked-out cap instead. 4/20/2004.
100. Flashback
5:00. Strong Bad tells us how long he’s known Homestar Runner. 3/16/2004.
99. Different Town
2:53. Strong Bad describes what he’d do to make the town different. 2/23/2004.
98. Stupid Stuff
2:35. Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to say stupid stuff. Homestar wins. 2/16/2004.
97. Monument
2:06. Strong Bad explains why there isn’t a monument dedicated to him. 2/9/2004.
96. Lackey
2:42. Strong Bad explains why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey. 1/26/2004.
95. The Bet
2:37. Strong Bad loses a bet with Homestar Runner. Now he has to eat dinner with the King of Town. 1/19/2004.
94. Video Games
3:00. Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he were in a video game. 1/12/2004.
93. Army
4:00. Strong Bad explains why Strong Badia will never need an army. 1/5/2004.
92. Kind of Cool
2:35. Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he weren’t the “stylish, buff, handsome man” he is. 12/15/2003.
91. Caffeine
2:38. Strong Bad gives Strong Sad caffeine. 12/10/2003.
90. Colonization
1:56. Strong Bad gives the history behind the great country of Strong Badia. 11/25/2003.
89. Local News
3:05. Strong Bad starts a Strong Badian local news channel: Strong Badia Action Cool News 5. 11/17/2003.
88. Couch Patch
3:01. Strong Bad gives the history behind the patch on the couch. 11/10/2003.
87. Mile
2:25. Strong Bad bows out of doing an email. The Cheat makes his own. 10/13/2003.
86. No Loafing
1:53. Strong Bad gives the history behind the “No Loafing” sign. 10/6/2003.
85. 2 Years
2:23. Strong Bad describes what Strong Badia will be like in two years. 9/22/2003
84. Kids’ Book
2:01. Strong Bad reads his children’s book, entitled Everyone Is Different. 9/8/2003.
83. Labor Day
2:47. Strong Bad celebrates Labor Day. 9/1/2003.
82. Impression
3:13. Strong Bad gives his best impression of Strong Sad. 8/25/2003.
81. Date
3:11. Strong Bad shows what a date between Homestar and Marzipan is like. And it’s not pretty. 8/18/2003.
80. Stunt Double
2:17. To prove he never uses a stunt double, Strong Bad shows clips from his latest movie, Dangeresque II: This Time It’s Not Dangeresque I. 7/21/2003.
79. The Process
3:21. Strong Bad explains how a Strong Bad email is made. 7/7/2003.
78. Anything
2:12. Strong Bad gets the week off. Homestar fills in and discusses the finer points of frying computer parts with carbonated beverages. 6/30/2003.
77. Suntan
3:16. Strong Bad discovers the awesomeness of black marker on stomach. 6/16/2003.
76. Sibbie
2:15. Strong Bad tries his hardest not to write or sing a song about Sibbie. 6/9/2003.
75. Funny
2:19. Strong Bad answers an email in the funniest way ever. 6/2/2003.
74. Priveleges
2:22. Strong Bad upgrades The Cheat’s privileges. 5/26/2003.
73. Mascot
2:00. The Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples face off against Pile of Electronics State. 5/19/2003.
72. Crazy Cartoon
2:38. Strong Bad creates a crazy cartoon. 5/5/2003.
71. 2 Emails
2:26. Strong Bad answers two emails. 4/28/2003.
70. Big White Face
2:38. Strong Bad is asked why he is so mean to the guy with the big white face and gray body. 4/21/2003.
69. Personal Favorites
2:20. Strong Bad shares his favorite emails with his viewers. 4/14/2003.
68. Caper
2:50. Strong Bad tries to pull a caper with The Cheat. 3/31/2003.
67. Autiobiography
2:43. Strong Bad is asked if he’ll write a biography on his life. 3/24/2003.
66. The Show
2:35. Strong Bad explains why Homestar isn’t funny anymore. 3/10/2003.
65. Unused Emails
1:38. Strong Bad explains what happens to all the unused emails he gets every week. 3/3/2003.
64. English Paper
2:10. Strong Bad writes an “Englilsh” paper for a reader. 2/24/2003.
63. Fingers
2:08. Strong Bad gets fake fingers to keep people from asking how he can type with boxing gloves on. 2/16/2003.
62. Interview
2:10. Kerrek asks Strong Bad about Homsar. 2/10/2003.
61. Monster Truck
1:41. Strong Bad plugs an upcoming monster-truck rally. 2/3/2003.
60. Huttah!
2:34. Strong Bad has to fight off hordes of The Cheat-lovers. 1/28/2003.
59. Marzipan
2:14. Strong Bad tries to prove that Marzipan loves him. 1/20/2003.
58. Dragon
3:18. Strong Bad shows off his “skills of an artist” by drawing a dragon for Kaizer. 1/13/2003.
57. Japanese Cartoon
2:01. Strong Bad describes what he would look like as a Japanese cartoon. 1/6/2003.
56. Current Status
1:13. Strong Bad is asked what his current status with the ladies is. 12/30/2002.
55. Cheat Talk
2:08. Strong Bad tries to get The Cheat to speak English. 12/16/2002.
54. Morning Routine
1:27. Strong Bad tries to detail his morning routine but repeatedly gets interrupted by Strong Sad. 12/9/2002.
53. Comic
1:40. Strong Bad makes a comic about a girl and her friends. 12/2/2002.
52. Island
1:56. Strong Bad imagines the lurking horrors of being stranded on an island with Homestar. 11/25/2002.
51. Website
1:53. Strong Bad gives an emailer advice on building a website. 11/18/2002.
50. 50 Emails
3:28. In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad sets out to answer 50 emails. Then Homestar shows up. 11/11/2002.
49. Theme Party
1:48. The president of a fraternity invites Strong Bad to a theme party and asks him to think of a theme for it. 11/4/2002.
48. Ghosts
2:24. Strong Bad gives Strong Badia a thorough ghost check. 10/31/2002.
47. New Hands
1:35. Strong Bad tells us what he would replace his hands with if they were cut off at the wrist. 10/21/2002.
46. Your Friends
1:10. Andrew writes in to tell Strong Bad that he likes it best when he harms his friends. Pain ensues. 10/14/2002.
45. Techno
1:13. Strong Bad makes his own techno song. The Cheat throws lightswitch raves. 10/7/2002.
44. Lures & Jigs
1:44. Strong Bad gets asked about the lures and jigs he uses when fishing. 9/30/2002.
43. Little Questions
1:12. Strong Bad receives a very clear and concise email from Viklas and responds in kind. 9/23/2002.
42. Action Figure
1:44. Strong Bad describes what he would look like as an action figure. 9/16/2002.
41. Invisibility
1:47. Strong Bad discovers being invisible really isn’t worth it. 9/9/2002.

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Tandy 400

40. Vacation
4:26. Strong Bad takes a vacation and writes postcards from the places he visits. 8/11/2002.
39. Property of Ones
1:17. Strong Bad talks about Cold Ones. 8/5/2002.
38. Helium
1:29. Strong Bad shows us what he sounds like under the influence of helium. 7/26/2002.
37. Dullard
2:12. Strong Bad gives some helpful advice on how to deal with the office dullard. 7/22/2002.
36. Guitar
1:20. Strong Bad tells us he can play the guitar. 7/14/2002.
35. Sisters
1:40. Ali and her sister tell Strong Bad that they think he is cute. Then the Tandy malfunctions. 7/8/2002.
34. Weird Dream
1:17. Strong Bad is asked about his weirdest dream. 7/1/2002.
33. Gimmicks
1:15. Mike W. misses the days that Strong Bad would answer emails without some sort of gimmick. So does Strong Bad. 6/24/2002.
32. Flag Day
2:00. Pablo wishes Strong Bad a happy Flag Day. 6/17/2002.
31. Sugarbob
1:47. Strong Bad sets out to convince Daniel’s girlfriend that she doesn’t have a chance with him—Strong Bad, that is. 6/10/2002.
30. 12:00
1:10. Strong Bad explains how to get his VCR to stop blinking the time 12:00. 6/3/2002.
29. Superhero Name
1:07. Strong Bad explains why his name doesn’t end in “man.” 5/27/2002.
28. 1 Step Ahead
2:02. Alex thinks it would be funny if Strong Sad’s hands were glued to his face. Strong Bad agrees. 5/19/2002.
27. 3 Wishes
1:38. Strong Bad tells us what his second wish would be if he had three wishes. 5/13/2002.
26. CGNU
1:09. Strong Bad explains how one can become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University. 5/6/2002.
25. Super Powers
1:16. Strong Bad reveals what super power the blue diamond on his wrestling mask gives him. 4/30/2002.
24. The Bird
1:17. Strong Bad shows just how easy it is to flip someone off with boxing gloves on. 4/22/2002.
23. Little Animal
0:54. Strong Bad shows what he would do if a little animal came up to him. 4/15/2002.
22. sb_email 22
0:33. Mark from England asks Strong Bad what he thinks of the English. 9/2/2002.
21. Cartoon
1:43. Strong Bad creates a cartoon starring only himself and featuring commentary by himself. 4/8/2002.
20. Spring Cleaning
1:25. Strong Bad does some electronic spring cleaning. 4/1/2002.
19. Tape-Leg
0:58. Are Strong Bad’s legs are made of tape? 3/25/2002.
18. Stand-Up
1:26. Strong Bad has never done any stand-up comedy. Ever. 3/18/2002.
17. Studying
1:11. Strong Bad tells Roy what to do about his girlfriend, who keeps interrupting him while he’s studying. 3/11/2002.
16. Band Names
1:12. Strong Bad gives Dan advice on a name for his new band. 3/4/2002.
15. The Basics
1:07. Strong Bad gives a list of his basic tricks. 2/25/2002.
14. Duck Pond
0:40. Strong Bad gives his thoughts on feeding the ducks. 2/17/2002.
13. I She Be
1:10. Strong Bad receives an email saying “i she be your girlfriend.” 2/11/2002.
12. Credit Card
1:17. Strong Bad receives a scam email trying to trick him into giving out his credit card information. So he edits it and forwards it to Homestar. 2/4/2002.
11. I Rule
0:40. Introducing Strong Bad’s very own country: Strong Badia. 1/28/2002.
10. Trevor the Vampire
1:05. Strong Bad shows his emotional side when he laments over the apparent death of Trevor, a vampire. 1/21/2002.
9. I Love You
0:55. Strong Bad receives a “love letter” from fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf. 1/14/2002.
8. Brianrietta
0:51. Strong Bad gets hit on, and it’s not quite what he expected. 1/10/2002.
7. Halloweener
1:13. Strong Bad gives instructions for making a Strong Bad costume. Homestar models. 10/31/2001.
6. Depressio
0:52. Anthony thinks Strong Sad is dumb and a crappy guy and wants Strong Bad to deliver the message. 2001.
5. Making Out
0:58. Strong Bad explains how a girl can get her boyfriend to make out with her. 2001.
4. Homestar Hair
0:56. Strong Bad receives a Hairstyle Runner design. 2001.
3. Butt IQ
0:58. How you can tell if someone has a stupid butt? The Transitive Butt Property, of course. 2001.
2. Homsar
0:43. A misspelling of “Homestar” inspires Strong Bad to “kill” “Homsar.” 2001.
1. Some Kinda Robot
0:45. Abdi LaRue from San Diego, California, asks if Strong Bad takes off his wrestling mask and boxing gloves before he goes to bed. 8/2001.

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Teen Girl Squad

13. Issue 13
3:25. So and So babysits. People interrupt. 6/18/2007.
12. Issue 12
3:20. The girls celebrate Valentine’s Day. RED-INK SPECIAL!! 2/12/2007.
11. Issue 11
3:32. So and So gets a part-time job. The other girls run off to summer camp. 7/17/2006.
10. Issue 10
3:34. The Ugly One turns some age. Everyone celebrates. Strong Bad makes out with a sheet of looseleaf. 10/10/2005.
9. Issue 9
2:05. Cheerleader dies. Old man Mr. Pitters takes her place. 6/20/2005.
8. Issue 8
2:24. The girls enter the battle of the bands. 1/17/2005.
7. Issue 7
1:53. Teeny Tiny Girl Squad. 8/23/2004.
6. Issue 6
1:22. The girls celebrate Decemberween in July...in a lion’s gut. 7/12/2004.
5. Issue 5
1:57. The girls go to the beach. What’s Her Face stays behind and skateboards. 3/1/2004.
4. Issue 4
1:38. School’s back in session. 9/15/2003.
3. Issue 3
1:37. The girls delve into summer fashions. 5/12/2003.
2. Issue 2
1:12. The girls try to get some boyfriends. 2/10/2003.
1. Issue 1
0:52. The girls do their best to look “SO GOOD.” They fail. 12/2/2002.

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Marzipan’s Answering Machine

14. Version 14.2
4:06. Coach Z has shin tryouts, Strong Sad plans April Fools pranks, Crack Stuntman gives guns to pandas, Strong Bad imitates a phone robot, and Homestar doesn’t know what he’s talking about. 3/5/2007.
13. Version 13.2
4:24. Homestar gets hold of a banana, The King of Town and The Cheat cut their own demos, we hear two blasts from the past, and Marzipan’s magazine subscription is about to erupt. 2/27/2006.
12. Version 12.2
3:17. The Thnikkaman starts a band, Strong Bad’s prank call ends in song, and Homestar threatens himself again. 4/26/2005.
11. Version 11.2
3:16. Strong Bad represents Bob Statesman, Homestar does a puzzle, the King of Town loses his napkin, and Marzipan gets strange messages from foreign lands. 8/23/2004.
10. Version 10.2
2:39. Strong Sad invites Marzipan over to watch a DVD. Strong Bad attempts to teach Homestar the fine art of prank calling. 3/8/2004.
9. Version 9.2
0:00. The King of Town has an important question, Strong Bad tries to scam free cable, Coach Z is sketchier than usual, the secret ingredient of tofu is revealed, and Homestar mistakenly breaks up with Marzipan, resulting in a ridiculous switching act. 12/1/2003.
8. Version 8
2:38. Coach Z confuses fantasy with reality, Marzipan wins a great prize, Stinkoman looks for a challenge, the Grape-Nuts Robot malfunctions, and Homestar tries to get some sweepstakes. 6/9/2003.
7. Version 7.0
0:00. Strong Sad invites Marzipan to a Halloween party, Bubs advertises tainted candy, Homsar howls, Dead Guy Perez knocks over the thing, Safety Dan gives us important Halloween tips, and Homestar treats us to a musical performance. 10/31/2002.
6. Version 6.0
3:04. Marzipan has only a few weeks to live, the King of Town needs advice on being cool, Strong Bad brags about his imaginary girlfriend, and Homestar insults his real girlfriend. 1/22/2002.
5. Version 5.0
0:00. Coach Z is drunk, Homsar is numb, Strong Bad is British, Homestar is a telemarketer, and Strong Sad is as lonely as usual. 01/2002.
4. Version 4.0
0:00. Homestar forgets a TV joke, Strong Sad tries to return a missed call, Strong Bad and the King of Town both “claim” responsibility for the prank calls, and Strong Mad attempts an old prank call on an answering machine. 2001.
3. Version 3.0
0:00. Everybody wants to be Marzipan’s boyfriend except Strong Bad, who just pretends to be Marzipan. Homestar gets suspicious. 2001.
2. Version 2.0
0:00. The King of Town unsuccessfully tries to deliver an invitation, Pom Pom talks crazy talk, and Detective Everybody reports that Homestar Runner is dead. 2001.
1. Version 1.0
3:57. Strong Bad leaves his first prank call, Strong Sad wants his CDs back, Homestar and Pom Pom want to know where Marzipan is, and Coach Z just wants to cheer up Homestar. c.2000.

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Character Videos

Homestar Runner
Homestar describes himself in one word. 7/14/2003.
Coach Z
Coach Z discusses his place of sleep, back problems, and his hip-hop single. 7/14/2003.
The Cheat
The Cheat makes cartoons. He also owns a bust of Van Buren, and he’s not afraid to use it. 7/14/2003.
Strong Bad
Strong Bad sets up a meet-n-greet line. He is also video games. 7/14/2003.
Marzipan
She’s the only girl. And she’s got a guitar. 7/14/2003.
Pom Pom
Homestar harasses Pom Pom. 7/14/2003.
Strong Sad
He likes board games. A lot. 7/14/2003.
Bubs
He is a self-made man, he is, he is. 7/14/2003.
Strong Mad
HE’S STRONG MAD!! 7/14/2003.
The Poopsmith
A vow of silence. 7/14/2003.
The King of Town
Combo meals rock. 7/14/2003.
Homsar
The captain of the gravy train. 7/14/2003.

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